poontang

poontang
1. (poontang) (3315↑, 589↓)
Function: noun Inflected Forms: plural - poontang; abbreviated - poon Alternate Spellings: [word]puntang[/word] Etymology: Filipino (Ilokano dialect) putang (whore, fuck) 1: female genitalia 2: sexual intercourse

1: Her poontang was the warmest and silkiest I had ever fucked. 2: I need to get some poontang while I'm down there in Cancun.

2. (poontang) (2635↑, 632↓)
The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander

"Let's go get us some poontang\!"

3. (Poontang) (1962↑, 967↓)
A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.

Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?

4. (Poontang) (1100↑, 584↓)
Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.

I lover the poontang

Author: Steve Schmidt http://poontang.urbanup.com/58021
5. (Poontang) (613↑, 280↓)
referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

6. (poontang) (504↑, 260↓)
A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.

Get that penis out of my poontang\!

7. (Poontang) (420↑, 218↓)
a clearer definition would be vagina, however, the word also is a bastardized version of a French word implying "hooker". Refers to "gettin' laid"

If I don't get some poontang tonight, I'm gonna burst\!

Author: Ben Salisbury http://poontang.urbanup.com/881
8. (poontang) (94↑, 32↓)
etymology: putain noun, french putain:pute:puta (meaning) whore, bastard etc. poontang, is now commonly used for going whoring, or getting some ass. also means pussy related to pute, similar to puta and putana. this is the likely origin of the word, and was probably used by french sailors and is definitely the etymology of the Louisiana french population our friend refers to in his own definition. In reference to the existing definition, and its etymology, a) I remind you that Filipino is not a Language, it is a creole, a pidjin if you like mixed with the main language Tagalog. While the ikaloso(sp?no disrespect intended) dialect may have the word, that does not confirm the etymology at all.language, is constantly being contaminated in a multi-directional way. It is of note that the maritime nations, prominent in the region, Portugal, Spain, France in the south and west pacific all share derivation of the word putain, throw regional and national accents into it and the same word appears, putain, poontang, puta.

Gotta get me some poontang billy-bob, or someone gonna get hurt\!

Author: firsttopointout http://poontang.urbanup.com/2558678
9. (poontang) (47↑, 24↓)
[pussy]; by extension, a girl, a good time or sex. From French "putain" = "[hooker]", adopted to American English during the Vietnam War, obviously as the going word for personal relief. Also "[pootang]" or simply "[poon]".

"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in [Da Nang]. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986) "Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine\!" -- ibidem

10. (poontang) (26↑, 13↓)
An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.

Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me. I enjoy sipping on poontang. You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.

11. (poontang) (34↑, 19↓)
poon another word for pussy.

poontang is poontang. unless its fat poontang

12. (Poontang) (19↑, 6↓)
a very nasty scary creature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection

cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.

13. (Poontang) (23↑, 10↓)
What Animal Mother's reason for fighting in the Vietnam War was in "Full Metal Jacket"

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word... my word is "poontang".

Author: the Uber-Shovel http://poontang.urbanup.com/3487649
14. (Poontang) (13↑, 13↓)
The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.

Get that penis out of my poontang

Author: anonymousmothafudgerrr http://poontang.urbanup.com/4159523
15. (Poontang) (0↑, 2↓)
The cave that holds the secret too life itself.

That whore's poontang was so messed up. It looked liked a f*cking grapefruit\!

Author: Lizz eats my Jizz http://poontang.urbanup.com/5850530
16. (poontang) (0↑, 7↓)
pussy-juice.

Gimme summa dat poontang.

17. (poontang) (8↑, 15↓)
basicly a pussy

ay yo you wana gt some poontang tonight

18. (poontang) (5↑, 13↓)
A slang term orginated by Whalers at sea in the south Atlantic and Pacific in the middle 17th century. When a whale was spotted, the first sailor to get a harpoon or "poon" into the beast could claim the coveted blowhole. That evening after tearing the whale down the sailors would throw a huge party. The blowhole claimant would slather the blowhole with whale blubber and make a grand display of porking the blowhole until spewing his man juice while the officers and crew played harmonicas, banjos,violins accordians and drums. When the first "pooner" was satisfied, the other men in the first pooner's boat could use the hole for personal gratification. This was known as the "Poon-gang". Over time, the term was bastardized and slurred and misspoken until the present term "Poontang" came into common use by seamen.

High diddy diddy do the poontang jiddy, oh oh oh......Thar he blows\!\!

Author: Professor Bunghole http://poontang.urbanup.com/4542617
19. (poontang) (22↑, 36↓)
From the well awsome movie 'full metal jacket' meaning the woman genitals.

"If i were gonna get my balls blown off for a word..... My word would be poontang\!"

Author: .::Words Of Wisdom::. http://poontang.urbanup.com/2047107
20. (poontang) (40↑, 54↓)
That sweet pink taco

I was in jail for so long all I wanted was some poontang.

Author: Jonathan Weaver http://poontang.urbanup.com/61882
21. (Poontang) (33↑, 50↓)
Some hot loving, getting some good sex

I got some sweet poontag last night

22. (Poontang) (23↑, 41↓)
Slang term for vagina. Also used locally here in indiana quite frequently in bar slang and at our place of employment.

Drunk guy says, "Hey man, do you like that poontang? I'll get you some of that poontang man, c'mon lets go get some poontang..."

Author: Calamander Poontang http://poontang.urbanup.com/377714
23. (Poontang) (24↑, 42↓)
It's sweet, it's good to eat. You git it once, you want some mo. There ain't nothin like poontang, that hot sticky sweet pink taco.

It was dessert and dinner all in one. Poontang on the table pink taco on my tongue.

24. (poontang) (72↑, 92↓)
yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

25. (poontang) (21↑, 41↓)
snatch, pussy, box (also see 'hatchet wound')

I can't wait for our first shore leave, so I can get me some fuckin poontang.

Author: Tha Shocker (L.P.) http://poontang.urbanup.com/117018
26. (poontang) (22↑, 43↓)
Slang word for a [pussy] and/or a very gross one.

"Liana's poontang is the smelliest, dirtiest area of infectious disease."

27. (Poontang) (39↑, 60↓)
The President of Russia.

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

Author: Sean Brian Kirby http://poontang.urbanup.com/1468788
28. (poontang) (9↑, 31↓)
It's basically a girl's vagina. No idea why they call it a poontang but whatever. :p

Dude, i totally sucked my girlfriend's poontang last night. :]

29. (Poontang) (35↑, 57↓)
Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?" Man: "How about a piece of pie?" Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?" Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie\!" \<Woman slaps man\>

30. (Poontang) (17↑, 39↓)
ACcording to the 1929 Song by Clara Smith, "Oh\! Mister Mitchell", Poontang is some sort of confectionary. It's implied that Mister Mitchell is the creater of Poontang.

"Oh\! Mister Mitchell, I'm crazy 'bout your sweet Poontang\!"

31. (poontang) (22↑, 44↓)
Function: noun meaning: (english) bitch and pussy; (french)bitch, pussy and Oh shit\! Etymology: putain, french word for prostitute, hooker. Pronounced in a heavy southern french accent as well as some bastardization. Function: noun

She's got some hot pussy. She's a poontang

32. (Poontang) (19↑, 41↓)
The spot located between the legs of a female, also know as the pussy. A name you would call a person that too scared to do anything.

Bitch, give me that poontang\! You are such a poontang Sean.

33. (poontang) (15↑, 37↓)
the female genitalia, specifically of a small mammalian creature,eg. a rodent

the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang - carl spackler

34. (poontang) (13↑, 36↓)
to poontang someone or poon them you have to get a empty tub of pringels and smack them over the head and shout poontang\! it is best playd at night e.g. a sleep over the first one 2 fall asleep gets pooned hard accross the face =] this game was invented by .... chris,sam,hubbo adam and tom tom got pooned ALOT \!\!\!

oh dude u jst got seriously poontanged \! POONTANG\!

35. (Poontang) (3↑, 26↓)
Commonly referred to as a womans vajaja. Get some of dat shit motha fucka.

Lets go get some of that 50 cent asian poontang from the vending machine.

36. (poontang) (16↑, 39↓)
Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang" Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

37. (poontang) (15↑, 39↓)
cara's sweetest honey

cara's poontang blooms like a nectar-filled vermilion rose.

38. (Poontang) (53↑, 77↓)
A fictional townsite or village in Vietnam, especially during the Vietnam War.

I was stationed just South of Poon-Tang.

39. (Poontang) (1↑, 26↓)
go damn it, it's not that hard... gotta get that poon son bit, pussy motherfucker\!

Let me get all up in that poontang sweetie, don't worry, it's all good.

40. (poontang) (10↑, 36↓)
cootanany, cherry pie

Chad got some good poontang last night\!

41. (Poontang) (15↑, 41↓)
Female Genitalia, Pussy, Muff, What ya mum has that i like to fuck.

1) I'm gonna fuck ya mum's poontang tonight...BITCH. 2)I licked that poontang until it was raw.

Author: Mr. Issac Dick http://poontang.urbanup.com/401397
42. (Poontang) (16↑, 43↓)
Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all. Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

43. (Poontang) (27↑, 55↓)
What Canadians call cheese fries\!

"Damn, those Canadians love eating that hot poontang\!"

44. (Poontang) (19↑, 50↓)
poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

45. (Poontang) (7↑, 42↓)
A word generally used to describe women, or fun or generally good things which males may want to persue.

C'mon guys, let's get some Poontang\!

46. (Poontang) (9↑, 45↓)
Furry pie, honey mound, golden triangle

I'm so happy I can visit Poonitanguishiene

47. (pOoNtAnG) (9↑, 48↓)
The lake that is caused to flow in the Mt. Venus of a woman through persistance of an external and/or internal existance.

A scent descending from the Heavens, the scent of pOoNtAnG.

48. (poontang) (31↑, 74↓)
A monkey masturbating over a ripe beetroot

Argh man, why is there a picture of poontang on my pc?

Author: MistahShizzleDizzle the third http://poontang.urbanup.com/463353
49. (Poontang) (14↑, 57↓)
American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang". Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang). [pune tang]

Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang\! Yay, Tang\!\!\!

50. (Poontang) (20↑, 66↓)
Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly\! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.

Wait\! Stop the car\! I smell poontang\! Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch\! I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.

Author: CLIT COMMANDER http://poontang.urbanup.com/520606
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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